Episode #013 – The Urge of the Suction 1

urge-1 Bang! What has happened in the TARDIS? There’s a lot of talk of curtains & deck chairs & loungers, & goodness knows what’ll be next up on the TV! Susan’s crafting gets taken to extremes, the Doctor points a lot, Ian sings & Barbara calls Susan names! And on top of all that we have a special guest announcer!!!

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Episode #012 – The Garlics 7 – The Bus Queue

g71As our exciting tale concludes, we learn why toilets don’t have sloping floors, what the Doctor can do with a pencil up his arse, what Snazzles are, whether Alydon will finally get his interview, what the Thals give as mementos & what the Garlics’ video gaming habits include! We do NOT learn the purpose of a fascinater or (sadly) the rules of Garlic Bingo!

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Episode #011 – The Garlics 6 – The Oatmeal

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As the haunting keys of Mozart’s concerto in E minor fade into the sound of the fourth wall breaking, our travellers must come to terms with their situation and the companionship of those who seek the autographs of many. The travellers also ask the eternal question: “Why don’t Daleks have chairs?”

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Episode #010 – The Garlics 5 – The Next Position

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Did you know that skeletons can be used as TV antennas? (You’re welcome, please don’t try it) Does anyone remember that Susan is a Gallifreyan? What is organic about organic glitter? The Thals put their foot down about paying for selfies and Ian changes his name…

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Episode #009 – The Garlics 4 – The Ham Bush

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Our fearsome heroes have journeyed into the Garlic City, armed with an IKEA flyer and a sense of wonder. Will Ian give up his human ways to ride in a tank, and sing Dalek opera? Remember this wall texture and colour for me, children…

Join me, won’t you? As we venture into the cake department…

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Episode #008 – The Garlics 3 – The Ex’s Crepe

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While the TARDIS crew struggle to find a good sale at IKEA, some strange people in the forest talk about British television programs and the Daleks (who are very happy, thank you very much) realize they really need to fix those sliding doors they have installed.

Maybe Jim’ll fix ’em.

Can someone tell me why is this person important?

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Episode #007 – The Garlics 2 – The Sad Diners

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First things first, no one dies in this episode and none of the Daleks say “Exterminate,” IF we went by the script. However, we don’t go by the script so who knows what wacky things might be said this week!

One word that is definitely said:

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Enough talking! More improv!

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Episode #006 – The Garlics 1 – The Deaf Gannet

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In true Classic Doctor Who fashion our TARDIS crew discover another universal truth: lots of planets have an IKEA… but what of these pepperpots Ian keeps going on about?

Warning: Discussions of British snacks may produce feelings of despair and longing for conventions!

A big thanks to Annette Badland for her intro!

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Episode #005 – Christmas Special – Kiss My Ass in Vegas

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Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas if you celebrate it. This week (and next as this week is a long one and needs to tide you over for two weeks) we present the first DWLIIA in colour! It’s an episode jammed packed full of new voices! This is a holiday special, so while not a musical, we try to make it quite musical.

Unlike the Star Wars Christmas Special we have ice cream and (references to) Robbie Williams/Take That!

Also, who IS that reading the news?

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Episode #004 – An Earthy Child 4 – The F*** Shaker

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The end is nigh! The end of the party and the end of the fart sound effects! Our brave TARDIS crew have escaped the Horseless Headslessmans & they have not been hauled in front of the Independent Police Compressed Complaints Commission….but will they finally get some decent food? (Spoilers – no!)

Next week, something in colour… a present under the tree…

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