The Case of My Anus 6 – Episode #023 – The Case of My Anus

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The story is coming to a close. Six weeks searching for butt lube and something that may be horny goat or butt weed, we aren’t exactly sure. It’s an episode of searching: Barbara is searching for a silver statue (to melt into a silver bracelet, natch), some are searching for keys to drinks cabinets and no one is searching for Susan when she is in a box. Listen in as storylines are tied up and at least one character mentions the appeal of being tied up on the TARDIS.

If you haven’t been doing so all along, make sure to listen past the credits to hear what the improvisors say after “cut” is called. (Hint: Lots of giggling)

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The Case of My Anus 5 – Episode #022 – Ten Cents of Jeff

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The Doctor is back… did anyone else notice he was missing? While the First Doctor was off having a holiday our TARDIS team were searching for important things like epoxy, butt cream and horny goat weed. This week features exciting escapades like Susan looking for zippers, a stop off at Superdrug, questionable behavior from Gallifreyans that should know better, and plenty of innuendo.

As always, feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate! I suggest a really tall cyclops named Max that only speaks in 9 word sentences.

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The Case of My Anus 4 – Episode #021 – The Snow Cones of Trevor

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The quest for the… butt cream continues and our time traveling heroes are forced into the snow and ice of what some would call this planet’s Canada. (It isn’t of course because no one is nearly polite enough!) They meet a mountain man with epic eyebrows who wants to trade a more suitable coat to Ian for that watch he’s wearing and poor Susan and Sabetha are left traversing bridges without adult supervision! That’s how you can tell this episode was made in the 60s, kids are allowed to galavant on strange planets that don’t even have pay phones. Join us, won’t you?

Oh and feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate!

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The Case of My Anus 3 – Episode #020 – The Steaming Chunder

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This week the search for the, erm, cream takes Ian & Barbara to a jungle full of pig men & weirdos. Imagine Ian’s terror when he finds out that to escape Barbara has to sing a song! Bet the Dr’s glad he’s on holiday this week! Wait, what about Susan you ask? Susan loses her lust for glitter & gets ignored, but we find out what Barbara looks like in fish nets!

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The Case of My Anus 2 – Episode #019 – The Melted Shed

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Why is Barbara calling herself Loretta? Is that Spiderman? Is Ian attracted to Barbara? Was that a clip from a Blink 182 song? Our TARDIS crew is stuck in what could be a dream or may be the side effects of too much horny goatweed. Meanwhile, our improv crew can’t keep their laughter to themselves and corpse all over the place! Never before has a TV comic book character’s theme been used so much in a Doctor Who episode and wait, is that a plot developing…?

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Episode #018 – The Case of My Anus 1 – A Seal Called Jeff

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Whilst the tenth Doctor was off having his wild & wonderful adventures, the first Doctor managed to have a lengthy adventure of his own & then went & deleted it before we got to listen! So we pick up again with him, Ian, Barbara & Susan as they set off on a noble quest, a quest to find some cream which will alleviate a rather embarrassing problem the Doctor has, a quest which will see them meeting superheros, crotchety old geezers, amorous snails, excessively forward vegetation, old prospectors, characters from old British comedies, men in extremely silly hats, men who have difficulty stringing coherent sentences together, a woman whom the Doctor will be destined to meet many, many years later, & men in ludicrously short shorts! Oh, & possibly a chemist or two….if they can ever find a way into Boots, that is!

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Episode #017 – Skills with Onions

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School plays, familiar haircuts, megazord circuits… Jeff the Doctor spends time in a school and realizes the worst possible realization: children walk very slowly and K9 is far better company than his current companions.

Huge thanks to Peter Purves for the opening announcement. That’s right, Steven Taylor/Morton Dill himself/themselves (!!!!) opened the podcast!

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Episode #016 – Tofu Clown

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Where are the Doctor and Rose headed now? Their last escapade at the sperm bank was possibly the worst idea for a romantic time, so a castle full of clowns and royal dogs HAS to be a great time. Just like that eight-armed clown on Galactic 6… This week promises a queen, Enormous’ Len’s telescope and clowns. Terrifying… I mean amusing…

Thanks to Paul Cornell for the opening line. While you’re here you should buy his new book…  

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Doctor Who’s Line, is it?…Anyway! #015 Nude Oeuf

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New Who returns with New Earth! The tenth Doctor understands dating, of course he does, that’s why he’s taking Rose on a date to a bank! A bank of what you may ask? That’s a reasonable question, that and who is that trampoline?

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Doctor Who’s Line, is it?…Anyway! #014 – Urge of the Suction 2 – A Drink of De Kuyper

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We begin March with the end! Urge of the Suction (Edge of Destruction) is a quick one and we’re already coming to a close. How will it wrap up? Will Susan ever find craft closure? Will the teachers get a drink?

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