The Case of My Anus 2 – Episode #019 – The Melted Shed

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Why is Barbara calling herself Loretta? Is that Spiderman? Is Ian attracted to Barbara? Was that a clip from a Blink 182 song? Our TARDIS crew is stuck in what could be a dream or may be the side effects of too much horny goatweed. Meanwhile, our improv crew can’t keep their laughter to themselves and corpse all over the place! Never before has a TV comic book character’s theme been used so much in a Doctor Who episode and wait, is that a plot developing…?

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Episode #018 – The Case of My Anus 1 – A Seal Called Jeff

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Whilst the tenth Doctor was off having his wild & wonderful adventures, the first Doctor managed to have a lengthy adventure of his own & then went & deleted it before we got to listen! So we pick up again with him, Ian, Barbara & Susan as they set off on a noble quest, a quest to find some cream which will alleviate a rather embarrassing problem the Doctor has, a quest which will see them meeting superheros, crotchety old geezers, amorous snails, excessively forward vegetation, old prospectors, characters from old British comedies, men in extremely silly hats, men who have difficulty stringing coherent sentences together, a woman whom the Doctor will be destined to meet many, many years later, & men in ludicrously short shorts! Oh, & possibly a chemist or two….if they can ever find a way into Boots, that is!

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Episode #017 – Skills with Onions

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School plays, familiar haircuts, megazord circuits… Jeff the Doctor spends time in a school and realizes the worst possible realization: children walk very slowly and K9 is far better company than his current companions.

Huge thanks to Peter Purves for the opening announcement. That’s right, Steven Taylor/Morton Dill himself/themselves (!!!!) opened the podcast!

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Episode #016 – Tofu Clown

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Where are the Doctor and Rose headed now? Their last escapade at the sperm bank was possibly the worst idea for a romantic time, so a castle full of clowns and royal dogs HAS to be a great time. Just like that eight-armed clown on Galactic 6… This week promises a queen, Enormous’ Len’s telescope and clowns. Terrifying… I mean amusing…

Thanks to Paul Cornell for the opening line. While you’re here you should buy his new book…  

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Doctor Who’s Line, is it?…Anyway! #015 Nude Oeuf

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New Who returns with New Earth! The tenth Doctor understands dating, of course he does, that’s why he’s taking Rose on a date to a bank! A bank of what you may ask? That’s a reasonable question, that and who is that trampoline?

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Doctor Who’s Line, is it?…Anyway! #014 – Urge of the Suction 2 – A Drink of De Kuyper

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We begin March with the end! Urge of the Suction (Edge of Destruction) is a quick one and we’re already coming to a close. How will it wrap up? Will Susan ever find craft closure? Will the teachers get a drink?

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Episode #013 – The Urge of the Suction 1

urge-1 Bang! What has happened in the TARDIS? There’s a lot of talk of curtains & deck chairs & loungers, & goodness knows what’ll be next up on the TV! Susan’s crafting gets taken to extremes, the Doctor points a lot, Ian sings & Barbara calls Susan names! And on top of all that we have a special guest announcer!!!

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Episode #012 – The Garlics 7 – The Bus Queue

g71As our exciting tale concludes, we learn why toilets don’t have sloping floors, what the Doctor can do with a pencil up his arse, what Snazzles are, whether Alydon will finally get his interview, what the Thals give as mementos & what the Garlics’ video gaming habits include! We do NOT learn the purpose of a fascinater or (sadly) the rules of Garlic Bingo!

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Episode #011 – The Garlics 6 – The Oatmeal

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As the haunting keys of Mozart’s concerto in E minor fade into the sound of the fourth wall breaking, our travellers must come to terms with their situation and the companionship of those who seek the autographs of many. The travellers also ask the eternal question: “Why don’t Daleks have chairs?”

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Episode #010 – The Garlics 5 – The Next Position

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Did you know that skeletons can be used as TV antennas? (You’re welcome, please don’t try it) Does anyone remember that Susan is a Gallifreyan? What is organic about organic glitter? The Thals put their foot down about paying for selfies and Ian changes his name…

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